Page 3. VIRUSES YOU MAY NEVER HAVE HEARD OF
...and what they do. Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 30GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 5GB then slowly expands back to 30GB, over and over.
Politically Correct Virus - Never calls itself a virus. Refers to itself instead as an 'electronic microrganism'.
Government Economist Virus - Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software reports everything is fine.
New World Order Virus - Probably harmless, but makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
Bureaucrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
Oedipus Rex Virus - Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
Elvis Virus - Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self-destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.
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