You might be a 21st century convert if:
...you get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
...you haven't played Solitaire with real cards inyears.
...you accidentally entered your password on the microwave.
...you e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
...leaving the house without your cell phone - which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life - is now a cause for panic and you turn around and go back for it.
...you pull into your driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
...you have a list of 10 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
...you're reading this and nodding and laughing.

THE COMPUTER ACRONYM DICTIONARY:

APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM = I Blame Microsoft
DOS = Defunct Operating System
CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 = Obsolete Soon, Too
Basic = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
WWW = World Wide Wait

Have you heard:
...about the four-year old who learned to spell his name, 'L-A-R-R-Y, Enter'?
...about the girl who broke up with her boyfriend, even though he was handsome, charming, witty considerate and successful, because he was PC and she was Apple?
...about the couple trying out the spell-check function for the first time? She typed in her intentionally misspelled name and the computer suggested the correct 'Jewel'. Her husband, kidding her that she didn't even know how to spell her own name, typed in his name, Myron. No such word,' reported the computer. It suggested 'Moron.
...about the new Internet provider signee who tried a half-dozen passwords, only to find each one already chosen? In frustration he typed, 'I give up. The provider's reply, 'Password already in use'.
...about the data-entry assistant heard offering cajoling entreaties to her computer - 'Good boy', 'Nice fella', etc, who, when asked how she knew her computer was male, answered, 'Because you have to tell it what to do.'
...about the wife who gifted her husand with cuff links inscribed Ctrl on one and Esc on the other to remind him of the two things he can never have?